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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 11:02pm - misc - by Meowingtons500 - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by wow - United States (Texas)
Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by honor sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 5:19am - health - by smellyhouse (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by meeeeeee - United States (Connecticut)
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 6:38am - kids - by Annon - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 3:16am - love - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)
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