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Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML
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On 07/12/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by Fefe (woman) - United States
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 10:01am - misc - by mylifeisahell - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I noticed the woman I've been sleeping with for over 2 years never lets me see her naked during sex. I confronted her about it and she replied, "I don't care if you see me naked. I was just leaving the lights off the whole time so I don't have to see you naked." FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by audied (man) - United States (California)
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slip. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 10:50pm - health - by fml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Shocked (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I'm travelling to England for an important meeting. I'm Norwegian, and my name is Bård. I have to introduce myself as bored the whole day, because that's how my name is pronounced. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 2:36am - misc - by Cellphonetroubles - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was putting my contacts in when my daughter decided to jump on me from behind to scare me, causing me to poke myself in the eye. I'm now wearing an eye patch due to a scratched cornea while my daughter is singing some song titled "You are a pirate". FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore
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