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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 476
  • Number of comments : 7
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About Memories17 : I'm a pessimist also an optimist

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Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML

#13018300
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On 09/12/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML

#12872316
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On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - work - by confused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

#11209991
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On 06/15/2010 at 3:11am - love - by milkybear (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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On 02/04/2010 at 9:52am - love - by EchoDearEcho (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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