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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 610
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Memories17 : I'm a pessimist also an optimist

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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

#18692571
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36564) - you deserved it (2498)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

#18683836
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32284) - you deserved it (2704)

On 01/02/2012 at 4:44am - love - by haphazard2007 - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32233) - you deserved it (15303)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent 4 hours cleaning my apartment. 2 minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML

#18669836
109 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 12:41am - love - by upsetandannoyed - United States (New York)

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

#18663308
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31911) - you deserved it (2471)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm - love - by TheBeastSwaq - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML

#18653374
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (2925)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30764) - you deserved it (4201)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML

#18631063
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34365) - you deserved it (2767)

On 12/28/2011 at 1:23am - love - by foreveralonecatlady (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

#18630466
115 comments

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On 12/28/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML

#14284329
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38834) - you deserved it (5399)

On 12/21/2010 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

#14150656
46 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 3:24am - misc - by augh -

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

#13711659
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39024) - you deserved it (17706)

On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, there is a rumor going around that I'm gay. Somewhat curious at how did this start, I asked a co-worker. He said I was seen 3 days ago at a mall holding hands with someone who looks like a guy from behind. Three days ago, I was at the mall with my girlfriend. FML

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37146) - you deserved it (8703)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from my recently acquired job at a doctor's office because I don't "agree with family values". The way I'm disrespecting their "family values"? I'm gay. FML

#13126825
16 comments

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On 09/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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