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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 607
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Memories17 : I'm a pessimist also an optimist

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Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

#18798244
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26797) - you deserved it (4257)

On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46477) - you deserved it (5502)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy took me to meet his parents on a second date. I stopped answering his calls afterwards, but he's just left me a voice-mail informing me that he's in love with me. I'm scared. FML

#18793920
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27622) - you deserved it (8715)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:45am - love - by Jessch15 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
124 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
536 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

#18756211
192 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

#18754644
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30893) - you deserved it (2515)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:08am - love - by rook - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

#18750908
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26416) - you deserved it (3773)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

#18750277
127 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

#18736387
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35288) - you deserved it (3907)

On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

#18716457
200 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

#18716457
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15374) - you deserved it (54016)

On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

#18715469
165 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

#18697132
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29351) - you deserved it (7602)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

#18694109
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30970) - you deserved it (2349)

On 01/03/2012 at 3:14am - love - by snarly1 - United States (California)



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