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Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 9:31am - love - by iheartmorons - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)
Today, a guy took me to meet his parents on a second date. I stopped answering his calls afterwards, but he's just left me a voice-mail informing me that he's in love with me. I'm scared. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 7:45am - love - by Jessch15 - United States (Texas)
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 4:08am - love - by rook - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 2:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
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