About Meme1988 : i love nature.
hate it when someone correct my spelling! (English is my third language).
aaaaaand... what else..
some people answer with so much hate! ... seriously? chill!!!
I am a teacher (biology) in high school
About Meme1988 : i love nature.
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by lonelyashell / 03/02/2010 at 3:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Celeste / 03/02/2010 at 4:14am / Singapore / Transportation
Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
by thisucks / 01/28/2010 at 8:59am / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love
Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML
by computergeek / 01/26/2010 at 4:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML
by Toldyouso / 01/22/2010 at 1:16am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/29/2009 at 11:58pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2009 at 7:08am / United States (Washington) / Holidays
by screwed / 11/18/2009 at 10:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/04/2009 at 4:42pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by stixx / 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (California) / Animals
by clecker / 10/08/2009 at 6:24am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
by ForeverEmbarrassed / 08/12/2009 at 8:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
by kelizabeth / 08/05/2009 at 2:17pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 8:56pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…