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Meme1988

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4677
  • Number of comments : 338
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Meme1988 : i love nature.
hate it when someone correct my spelling! (English is my third language).
aaaaaand... what else..
some people answer with so much hate! ... seriously? chill!!!
I am a teacher (biology) in high school

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Meme1988's favorite FMLs

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

by dasteve / 11/29/2011 at 12:45am / United States (Idaho) / Money

Today, after my son graduated from nursing school which I, as a single parent, paid for with blood, sweat, and tears, during his grad party he was asked what his next step was. His response was, "Eh, I kinda realized I hate nursing." FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 12:22am / United States / Kids

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

by maniac11 / 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML

by Forever sad / 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy

Today, I was denied a waitressing job at a local diner I have been going to for years. Due to the fact that my name is Julia. They already have a waitress there named Julie. Apparently, I would "create too much confusion." FML

by Julia / 10/03/2011 at 11:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

by Ramis182 / 10/03/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML

by fml / 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm / United States / Health

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML

by skitzobiatch69 / 09/13/2011 at 1:07pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Transportation

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

by kidswithnomanners / 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

by mommydearest / 09/04/2011 at 12:08pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Love

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

by MJjunior / 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

by aliixmaee / 08/09/2011 at 10:50am / United States / Love

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

by Ella / 07/05/2011 at 7:48am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

by Inconnu / 06/18/2011 at 1:13am / France / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love