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Meme1988
  • Town/Country : israel
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 630
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Meme1988 : i love nature.
hate it when someone correct my spelling! (English is my third language).
aaaaaand... what else..
some people answer with so much hate! ... seriously? chill!!!

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Today, I found out that my father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML

#18489810 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (9921) - you deserved it (1838)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

#18472242 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (21400) - you deserved it (5174)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (3796) - you deserved it (11443)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at university I was tearing off some "Help Japan" posters off the wall, figuring that they have been up for a while. Just as a group of visiting Japanese reporters passed by. FML

#18435293 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (14353) - you deserved it (10992)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by facepalmface (man) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

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Today, I was fired from my job on account of "sexual harassment" toward female employees. The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massages when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift, and complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down. FML

#18434138 (310)

I agree, your life sucks (7225) - you deserved it (9572)

On 12/05/2011 at 2:22am - intimacy - by LucklessNiceGuy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (4151) - you deserved it (12526)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

#18433166 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (12114) - you deserved it (2628)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

#18430652 (257)

I agree, your life sucks (11680) - you deserved it (4049)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

#18430180 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (4488) - you deserved it (27662)

On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (26023) - you deserved it (3251)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

#18417405 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (8753) - you deserved it (2769)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (14054) - you deserved it (3593)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

#18400487 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (8457) - you deserved it (937)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by AmericanDream (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML

#18397332 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (4599) - you deserved it (6642)

On 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by yessir - United States

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

#18396492 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (9153) - you deserved it (832)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)