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by pantless / 10/23/2016 at 5:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my job of 2 months, I'd taken it upon myself to water the plants around the office every day since they all looked a little sad. My boss then asked why so many of the fake plants were getting mouldy. My co-workers had watched me water plastic plants for 2 months and nobody bothered to tell me. FML
by not eyelid / 09/20/2016 at 3:53pm / Spain (Catalonia) / Transportation
by bigbaby / 09/16/2016 at 3:06am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by left alone / 08/29/2016 at 8:46am / United States (New York) / Work
by Raptorcake / 08/15/2016 at 8:50am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Holidays
by Uh_Oh_Bro / 07/24/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by LacrosseFAIL / 07/16/2016 at 6:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, while updating my résumé, I noticed that in my list of achievements it said "Torturing middle school students". I meant "tutoring", but I guess this explains why I'm still unemployed a year after I started looking for a job. FML
by fuckel4 / 07/01/2016 at 4:12pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
Today, my brother started ranting about how fluoridated water is a conspiracy to "turn people gay". I said the government must be doing a shit job of it, since he's been drinking the stuff longer than I've been alive and is still married to a woman. He punched me so hard, my vision blacked out. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2016 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Miscellaneous
by spadesmollusques / 06/06/2016 at 1:13am / France (Alsace) / Kids
by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Money