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by Raptorcake / 08/15/2016 at 8:50am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Holidays
by Uh_Oh_Bro / 07/24/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by LacrosseFAIL / 07/16/2016 at 6:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, while updating my résumé, I noticed that in my list of achievements it said "Torturing middle school students". I meant "tutoring", but I guess this explains why I'm still unemployed a year after I started looking for a job. FML
by fuckel4 / 07/01/2016 at 4:12pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
Today, my brother started ranting about how fluoridated water is a conspiracy to "turn people gay". I said the government must be doing a shit job of it, since he's been drinking the stuff longer than I've been alive and is still married to a woman. He punched me so hard, my vision blacked out. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2016 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Miscellaneous
by spadesmollusques / 06/06/2016 at 1:13am / France (Alsace) / Kids
by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Money
by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous
by CANTTAKEMORE / 04/26/2016 at 6:24pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by Roomie pay rent plz / 04/23/2016 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by BenFiggy / 04/21/2016 at 9:28am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML
by rhiannakirwan / 04/17/2016 at 2:48pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
- Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.…