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MelMel1997
  • Town/Country : Annapolis, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 640
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MelMel1997 : Im just a confused teenager looking for answer about my life. I express my feeling by writing in my dream book full of my dreams and thoughts. My fav band is, Tokio Hotel....... the lead singer Bill Kaulitz is super hot! I dont eat meat cuz i believe eating animals is wronge. When i get older i want to get my tongue and eyebrow pierced and hopefully i will get a tattoo.

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Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11603) - you deserved it (31976)

On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29298) - you deserved it (4508)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10135) - you deserved it (30865)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)



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