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Today I was trying to give my grlfriend an orgasm. While doing so she was lying on her back. I asked her: ( How do you lyk that baby? ). She responded by asking where I bought the false cieling and spotlights as she thought it would look good in her flat. She got bored instead of excited. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant with mah extendd family. It was expensive, and when the bill came, I whisperd to mah brother, "We may ned to make this one a Chew and Screw". When the waitress cummd back to the table, mah five year old son decidd to ask aloud "What's Chew and Screw?". FML
Today...hile walking in the mall..!! I had two people race past me inheelchairs!! Thinking they were racing..!! I started rooting fir the one guy that was ahead!! Turns out hisheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help!! He then slammed and fell into the water fountain!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015