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Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm. While doing so she was lying on her back. I asked her: "How do you like that, baby?". She responded by asking where I bought the false ceiling and spotlights as she thought it would look good in her flat. She got bored instead of excited. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35977) - you deserved it (16363)

On 08/04/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Hopelesslover (man) - Malta

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant with my extended family. It was expensive, and when the bill came, I whispered to my brother, "We may need to make this one a Chew and Screw". When the waitress came back to the table, my five year old son decided to ask aloud "What's Chew and Screw?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7269) - you deserved it (58846)

On 07/15/2009 at 11:53pm - kids - by bigdaddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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