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MeiyaTheAmazing
  • Town/Country : everett, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 February 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 72
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MeiyaTheAmazing : Um I never know what to say on these things. I love meeting new ppl and talking.. Um i love the color purple... Uh.. Idk LOL Jus Msg me anything ya wanna know Im 16 And lives in crappy Wa state:p lol Yeah... Go ahead and Msg me^^
Ps. Im a crappy speller too lol

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Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25928) - you deserved it (51279)

On 07/13/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by fuck (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 9:20am - love - by a man - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML

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141 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 4:17am - love - by mybossisanass (woman) - United States

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)



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