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Meixpr
  • Town/Country : Puerto Rico, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1218
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Meixpr : Regarding my profile picture, that monkey cost 250 tickets in the arcade. Perhaps I should've written an FML.

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Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

#665920
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29472) - you deserved it (79754)

On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (183795) - you deserved it (27550)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

#483851
228 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - intimacy - by firsttimer69 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

#364382
178 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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