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Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25230) - you deserved it (8181)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by garage - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Fatlady43 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by LALALALA (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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