Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Meettitan

Offline (the 12/14/2014 at 6:35pm) | Search for a member

Meettitan

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1275
  • Number of comments : 368
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Meettitan : BLANK!

Meettitan's page activity

Visits<b>drew95a</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 12:20am<b>georgemac</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 2:40am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 8:13am<b>turdoblast</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 6:46pm<b>squirrel13</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 11:49am<b>Blade12337</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 2:00pm<b>Sebby_P1441</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 8:51pm<b>Paco_el_Taco</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 4:15pm<b>Anonymousian</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 12:47am<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 8:36pm<b>xnikkilynn</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 3:18pm<b>JessBoBess15</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 4:27am<b>JMichael</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 8:19am<b>LunaaBluee</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 8:44pm<b>Corgidan</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 7:24pm<b>strider1987</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 10:29pm<b>Brainnnnz</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 5:21pm<b>tmd4L</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 5:21am

Meettitan's FML badges

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of Meettitan's badges

Meettitan's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

#21306286
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (3148)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML

#21290633
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25912) - you deserved it (2031)

On 11/02/2014 at 4:28pm - health - by Mojo0608 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML

#21290447
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30863) - you deserved it (9247)

On 11/02/2014 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

#21287196
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31064) - you deserved it (3308)

On 10/28/2014 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

#21282365
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35672) - you deserved it (3135)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

#21281464
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31737) - you deserved it (4329)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

#21281417
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29784) - you deserved it (2413)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:00pm - animals - by Why Me - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

#21278356
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25845) - you deserved it (52077)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, a man approached my delivery van and asked for change for a $5 bill. I guess I should've expected him to grab the change and run off with the extra money. FML

#21265995
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27939) - you deserved it (5542)

On 09/26/2014 at 7:58pm - money - by lgt5628 - United States (Florida)

Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML

#21264917
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25759) - you deserved it (5798)

On 09/25/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend convinced my 4-year-old sister that girls don't poop. She won't stop crying and now thinks she's a freak. FML

#21260556
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36662) - you deserved it (3471)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya

Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML

#21254463
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39683) - you deserved it (3635)

On 09/08/2014 at 1:56pm - health - by jkim - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

#21252905
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37542) - you deserved it (2736)

On 09/06/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by UghDude (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

#21252828
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36912) - you deserved it (6429)

On 09/06/2014 at 2:11am - work - by fastfoodslave (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML



FML's blog

  • Malec's illustrated FML
  • Life is like a box of chocolate full of piece of rabbit droppings sometimes, isn't it? OK, I'll admit that's a weird way to start an article a few days before Christmas. Let me explain: you try and get…

Friday 12 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: