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Mech1989
  • Town/Country : Gotham city, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 March 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 154
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Mech1989 : Hello fellow fml lovers! My name is Joseph, you can refer to me as, Joe, Big Daddy J, or Awesome mc Amesome! I'm grown, I'm awesome, and I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread! lol I'm just kidding... but no, really, I'm the freaking man!!! One last thing, not only is Batman the greatest super hero to have ever walked the earth, but I strive to be like him in every way possible!! I am not having much luck at the moment due to my lack of start up cash and the ability to create awesome gizzmo's, gadgets, and tight fitting suits with fake abs and a voice changer. Any donations of said material items would be greatly appreciated! Thankyou all for wasting part of your life reading my ridiculous description of my self. Live long and prosper fellow earth dwellers .

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Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22566) - you deserved it (2300)

On 02/27/2013 at 7:42pm - misc - by forgotten - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

#20524792
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29162) - you deserved it (2519)

On 02/27/2013 at 7:27pm - misc - by segal1010 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22910) - you deserved it (1911)

On 02/27/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by Chelsea - United States (Ohio)



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