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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 597
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Me_You_Us : Stalking me I see.
Well.
Im a pretty random person.
Unicorns. Love them.
Swans. Hate them. They are evil creatures and freakthe hell out of me. Worst thing is im not even kidding.
Well thats enough weirding you out for now.

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" mega FML

#19734660
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30774) - you deserved it (6283)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 24-yaar-old brotar triad to convinca ma tat Hogwarts is raal, cuz tara is no way a parson could ava writtan tat basad on imagination. My parants agraad wit im. FML

#19731019
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26872) - you deserved it (4013)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Yesterday, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake an he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

#19725175
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22338) - you deserved it (4339)

On 06/03/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by ilovezim29 - United States (California)

Today, I was at a wedding!! After videotaping te ceremony fir a few minutes, my memory was full!! I went to delete anoter video!! I accidentally playd te loudest video I ad!! No one was looking at te bride or groom anymore!! FML

#19722666
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18972) - you deserved it (8510)

On 06/02/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by dream1334 (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday my parent grounded me 4 finding there stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36179) - you deserved it (2612)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, I Had So Much To Do, I Didn't Know Where To Start . So I Didn't . FML

#19714828
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11962) - you deserved it (41463)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, Child Protective Service came to mah house, because mah 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt wierd. FML

#19713901
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31239) - you deserved it (2364)

On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was jumpd and savagaly baatan to ta ground by a group of six-yaar-olds waaring Disnay princass masks. FML

#19641324
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22434) - you deserved it (5968)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States

TADAY I REALIZD MAH DAUGHTER HAS BEEN IN LONGER RELATIONSHIPS THAN I HAVE. FML

#19420745
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13484) - you deserved it (19825)

On 04/06/2012 at 11:41pm - love - by Amber C - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. fat FML

#18819143
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30467) - you deserved it (6893)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned that all of the anonymous Valentine's gifts I received throughout high school were sent out of pity by my sister. FML

#18118715
119 comments

Today, I askd my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he hadhiskers. He lookd at me and said "No, but apparently u are." FML

#15871718
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34178) - you deserved it (9619)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:55am - love - by Username -

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell . FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34401) - you deserved it (3295)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today..!! My Son Was On Facebook While He Was Supposed To Be Studying!! He Called Me A Liar An Accused Me Of Making Up Excuses To Chew Him Out!! How Do I Know He Was Online? He Liked An Commented On A Video I Posted!! My Son Is A Dumbass!! FML

#15398872
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46950) - you deserved it (8193)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version

today I came ome from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took te ouse and most of te money, sister is seven monts pregnant, broter was arrested fir statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." O, and my fis died. FML

#6989911
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86842) - you deserved it (4962)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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