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Mcnite1987
  • Town/Country : Maple Grove, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 122
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mcnite1987 : Im here for the Lolz :)
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Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821 (282)

I agree, your life sucks (29688) - you deserved it (4227)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (753652) - you deserved it (63718)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (13986) - you deserved it (3081)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)



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