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Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37169) - you deserved it (4365)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, was my first day at Military School. When our commander walked into the sleeping quarters, instructing us all to get up and stand at the foot of our beds. I had morning wood. To which the commander wasted no time in adressing in front of the rest of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31282) - you deserved it (3536)

On 09/12/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Lukev7 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tried to help a large, elderly nun who had slipped. She was stuck and wedged in on a concrete ramp. So I stood facing her, feet braced against hers, and pulled. Not only did I drop her, but I got a wicked view of her panties and crotch. I'm sure I'm going to hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24946) - you deserved it (2730)

On 09/11/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by KarmaGirl (woman) - United States (New York)

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