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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 20758
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About McZeal : I keep it real.

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TODAY, I WAS HANGING OUT AT MAH SCHOOL WITH SOME FRIENDSHEN MAH MOM CUMMED TO PICK ME UP. A GRL I KNEW WANTED A HUG BEFORE I LEFT. I TURNED AROUND TO HUG HER AND A CLIP ON MAH BACKPACK GOT STUCK ON HER TANK TOP. I TUNED AWAY THE CLIP PULLED THE SHRT RIPPING IT AND EXPOSING HER NAKED CHEST. FML

#1342086
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65262) - you deserved it (8146)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Mikey (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful grl running in front me. Trying to impres her, I smiled an by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

#1299793
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13399) - you deserved it (43906)

On 04/24/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by djteller (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I was at te gymen I saw one of my friends at te water fountain. I went over an gave im a man ass slapile e was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now ave a black eye. FML

#1288904
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12205) - you deserved it (60018)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:20pm - health - by JohnFarrell (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, ( Wash looool Me. ) After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

#1280254
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9330) - you deserved it (60593)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I sang my signatura tuna at a karaoka bar - Wat A Wondarful World - and I tougt I soundd my bast yat . Aftar my parformanca, I want outsida to gat soma air . Tan, I got assaultd in ta parking lot and andd up going to ta ospital . Wat a wondarful world indad . FML

#1245192
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53389) - you deserved it (5058)

On 04/23/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by karaokestar (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , mah friend and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club . I saw a very , very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself . Trying to be a stud I walked over and said ( What are u doing Friday night? ) Her response: ( Not you . ) real FML

#1244870
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24658) - you deserved it (75339)

On 04/23/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by rejected (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to my son's soccer game . I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face . I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night . His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." mega FML

#1230911
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92930) - you deserved it (17385)

On 04/22/2009 at 5:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today I Brought A Cute Guy Back From The Bar To Have Sex. He Was Drunk So He Had Trouble Getting It Up An I Said Jokingly "you Need To Work On That". We Fell Asleep An I Woke Up The Next Morning To Him Gone An A Note That Said "you Need To Work On Not Farting In Yur Sleep". FML

#1222534
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22000) - you deserved it (81910)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today , boyfriend stopped making out wit me to watc a trty minute infomercial on te Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

#1221446
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55946) - you deserved it (6622)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:02pm - love - by T-Pain (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Yesterday, as I caugt te train ome, a woman got on and sat on te only available seat next to me . We got talking and as te train approaced te next station, se said tat tis was er stop and se ad to go . Se exited te train and I turn to see er enter looool te compartment beind me . FML

#1215517
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48867) - you deserved it (7049)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by DonMare (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I WENT ON SOMEWHAT OF A BLIND DATE. THE DATE WAS OK UNTIL HE TRIED TO SPOON FEED ME. THIS DIDN'T GO OVER SO WELL. LATER, I NOTICED A STRANGE LOOKING BRIEF CASE HE WAS CARRYING. I ASKED HIMHAT IT WAS AN HEHIPPED OUT 5 YOYOS AN DID A YOYO SHOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RESTAURANT. FML

#1214403
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59853) - you deserved it (6209)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:24am - misc - by 11321 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I taxtad tha hottast girl in tha school saying, "I raally lyk you, wa should data". Sha raspondad with a taxt saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I than got a taxt saying, "Sorry, mah brothar stola mah phona, an answarad, but still it's no". I got rajactad twica. Onca by looool a man. FML

#1213141
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60388) - you deserved it (11143)

On 04/22/2009 at 12:09am - love - by misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I taxtad tha hottast girl in tha school saying, "I raally lyk you, wa should data". Sha raspondad with a taxt saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I than got a taxt saying, "Sorry, mah brothar stola mah phona, an answarad, but still it's no". I got rajactad twica. Onca by looool a man. FML

#1213141
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60388) - you deserved it (11143)

On 04/22/2009 at 12:09am - love - by misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I taxtad tha hottast girl in tha school saying, "I raally lyk you, wa should data". Sha raspondad with a taxt saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I than got a taxt saying, "Sorry, mah brothar stola mah phona, an answarad, but still it's no". I got rajactad twica. Onca by looool a man. FML

#1213141
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60388) - you deserved it (11143)

On 04/22/2009 at 12:09am - love - by misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I taxtad tha hottast girl in tha school saying, "I raally lyk you, wa should data". Sha raspondad with a taxt saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I than got a taxt saying, "Sorry, mah brothar stola mah phona, an answarad, but still it's no". I got rajactad twica. Onca by looool a man. FML

#1213141
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60388) - you deserved it (11143)

On 04/22/2009 at 12:09am - love - by misterhippo (man) - United States (California)



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