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Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

By Gen / Tuesday 16 December 2008 07:05 / France

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

By ether10 - / Thursday 4 June 2009 06:27 / United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

By rollerSWEETness - / Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:16 / United States

Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML

By galen - / Wednesday 3 June 2009 06:06 / United States

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

By boinger - / Wednesday 3 June 2009 05:23 / United States