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  • Town/Country : Nbraska , United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 January 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 3
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Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML

#9157788
157 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by shouldabeenapornstar (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML

#9155913
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On 03/17/2010 at 8:48am - intimacy - by Bushfan101 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

#9152447
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On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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On 03/15/2010 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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On 03/14/2010 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

#9041294
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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML

#9029398
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On 03/12/2010 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by argh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm 'a self-absorbed bitch'. FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Constanta)



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