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Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 4:16pm - health - by pheebs314 - United States (Washington)
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)
Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML
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Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by RatCityChick - United States (Washington)
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by Capteen (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that black people aren't all lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by MI3 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by ProsserBabe11 (woman) - United States
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 10:19pm - health - by baugy (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)
Monday 20 May 2013
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