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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 November 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 686
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Mattias94 : Soething something the dark side and blue harvest are the greatest adaptions of star wars ever

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Mattias94's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

#20690610
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51382) - you deserved it (6041)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5723) - you deserved it (77369)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML

#19856551
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18235) - you deserved it (2006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

#19855906
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23786) - you deserved it (4124)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by RatCityChick - United States (Washington)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42123) - you deserved it (3015)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

#19511561
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19019) - you deserved it (1808)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

#19510821
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17354) - you deserved it (24717)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25693) - you deserved it (10757)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that black people aren't all lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

#19469205
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16879) - you deserved it (1780)

On 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by ProsserBabe11 (woman) - United States

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

#19447542
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14986) - you deserved it (17834)

On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

#19446242
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25277) - you deserved it (2030)

On 04/10/2012 at 10:19pm - health - by baugy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

#19444005
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25884) - you deserved it (6122)

On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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