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Mattias94's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

By Harry / Wednesday 20 July 2011 07:40 / United States

Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML

By pheebs314 / Wednesday 7 November 2012 21:16 / United States - Port Orchard

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

By MeanMother / Thursday 28 June 2012 20:29 / United States - Saint Louis

Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 June 2012 20:01 /

Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

By RatCityChick / Wednesday 27 June 2012 17:18 / United States - Bellevue