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MattC13
  • Town/Country : Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 June 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 566
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (15551) - you deserved it (15073)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML

#6953909 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (4161) - you deserved it (63936)

On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (25582) - you deserved it (1967)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend has gone to a traffic light party. Wear Red if your are taken, yellow if taken but willing to cheat and green if you're single. Guess who hasn't got a red shirt? FML

#6865138 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (19368) - you deserved it (2296)

On 12/21/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by Jx (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

#5121769 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (30190) - you deserved it (3606)

On 09/08/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Chaznuts (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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