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Matt94597
  • Town/Country : San Jose, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 May 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 242
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053 (716)

I agree, your life sucks (121988) - you deserved it (29420)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61533) - you deserved it (9796)

On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44526) - you deserved it (79650)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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