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MaryFairy
  • Town/Country : Red Deer, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 November 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 537
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MaryFairy : My middle finger gets a boner when I see stupid people

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Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML

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