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MaryFairy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 948
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About MaryFairy : My middle finger gets a boner when I see stupid people

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Fucked!<b>venomousflower</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:23pm

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MaryFairy's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14978) - you deserved it (24282)

On 10/27/2011 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Nordjylland)



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