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Marky133
  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, USA
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Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21876) - you deserved it (1672)

On 01/31/2013 at 11:06pm - work - by stupidapperently (woman) - United States

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML

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On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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On 01/18/2013 at 5:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21690) - you deserved it (4925) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/21/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by minibuch1505 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out I'm being sued by the man whose life I practically saved a month ago. He says the way I pulled him out of the car he was trapped in has left him with permanent back problems. FML

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On 09/15/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Dioxin01 - Canada (Quebec)

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