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Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML
by Monday / 12/02/2011 at 9:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by jessi / 12/02/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Kids
by waterbottlehit / 12/02/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by unknown52 / 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
by pops up / 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
by birdfoooo / 11/29/2011 at 10:26am / United States / Transportation
by dasteve / 11/29/2011 at 12:45am / United States (Idaho) / Money
by kait / 11/29/2011 at 12:34am / United States (New York) / Work
by hot_shot / 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by moopymoplady / 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by fuuuuck / 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2011 at 10:45am / United States / Geek
- Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with… Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to… Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended…