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by suhleedah18 / 04/24/2012 at 2:49pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML
by hottygirl905 / 04/24/2012 at 7:50am / United States (Florida) / Health
by Sad Sally / 04/24/2012 at 7:22am / United States / Health
by xharmonyx / 04/24/2012 at 4:29am / United States / Work
by jessica071509 / 04/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by sadmommy / 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/23/2012 at 5:51am / United States / Love
by leprechaun23 / 04/23/2012 at 12:21am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
by gottalovefriends / 04/23/2012 at 12:04am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by whirlednews / 04/22/2012 at 10:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mobile phone wouldn't turn on. I took it in to the phone store, but they won't fix or replace it because the account is in my dad's name, not mine. He's abroad for the next month, and the only way to get a hold of him is on a number I only stored on my phone. FML
by dontbuysamsung / 04/22/2012 at 4:06pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Gitana / 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm / Spain (Navarra) / Miscellaneous
by oface13 / 04/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States / Intimacy
by sigh / 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
by lifeonfire12 / 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm / Canada / Intimacy
- Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend… Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to… Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock…