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MarillAzul
  • Town/Country : A place in a place, Somewhere hopefully on Earth
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 August 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 649
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MarillAzul : Pokenerd with little to no life. Anything else?

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (193772) - you deserved it (21252)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

#505547
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (322546) - you deserved it (28022)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

#2488
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15853) - you deserved it (1749)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version



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