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by Lonely / 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
by missy / 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm / United States (Alaska) / Transportation
by FreshFaced / 06/12/2011 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Work
by Sarah / 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
by Ryan / 06/11/2011 at 10:24am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
by sickbaby / 06/11/2011 at 9:06am / Singapore / Health
by mbesameh / 06/11/2011 at 2:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by 8sq / 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2011 at 8:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by crazydog / 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by gabxoxo03 / 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Rachel / 06/10/2011 at 5:57am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
by lilben / 06/10/2011 at 4:09am / United States (California) / Work
- Today, I was just about to open up to my best friend about my depression and loneliness when I see… Today, I realized my paranoia of smelling bad in front of other people has reached an all time low,… Today, on my first day as a home health care provider, I walked into my first clients house to find…
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of…