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Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

#636
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6999) - you deserved it (14930)

On 12/30/2008 at 1:00pm - misc - by MikeMoosey - United States (California)

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

#626
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16677) - you deserved it (5104)

On 12/29/2008 at 11:54pm - love - by sneezer - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32010) - you deserved it (19655)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML

#519
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15078) - you deserved it (6961)

On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14585) - you deserved it (8612)

On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59634) - you deserved it (5143)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version



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