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Today, I found out that I'm failing this semester because I've missed too many classes. I've missed the classes because I've been having panic attacks, a symptom of my anxiety disorder. I got the anxiety disorder because I was so afraid of failing school. FML

By disfordiploma - / Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:12 / United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

By loser - / Sunday 1 March 2009 00:22 / United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

By Noname - / Thursday 12 March 2009 22:08 / United States

Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML

By crap - / Saturday 7 March 2009 04:17 / United States

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

By alf / Monday 27 October 2008 02:34 / France