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Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

#2475
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4891) - you deserved it (37263)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30513) - you deserved it (9160)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML

#1689
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20587) - you deserved it (2635)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:32am - health - by spoony - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
67 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
61 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have a degree in electrical engineering, my wife was doing a crossword and asked me what are the units of capacitance, I couldn't remember. FML

#967
36 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by jibjab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923
38 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
83 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

#748
18 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
24 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
32 comments

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On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
34 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

#845
187 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am spending new year absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with alcohol and strangers. Somehow, I still love her. FML

#762
43 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 8:36pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version



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