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Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

#5133
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26982) - you deserved it (3277)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

#4954
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14280) - you deserved it (2447)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:11pm - work - by fonsui - United States (New York)

Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML

#4751
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11999) - you deserved it (5010)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Embarrassed daughter.. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

#4714
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21849) - you deserved it (2439)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

#4600
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (3165)

On 02/01/2009 at 9:40am - love - by JLoRd - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

#4600
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (3165)

On 02/01/2009 at 9:40am - love - by JLoRd - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

#4487
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25784) - you deserved it (1248)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

#4425
22 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
42 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

#4121
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25567) - you deserved it (4449)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

#4103
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21527) - you deserved it (1808)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

#3430
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19203) - you deserved it (5025)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23109) - you deserved it (5372)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML

#2983
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26736) - you deserved it (925)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:13am - work - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

#2788
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20351) - you deserved it (1887)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:24am - love - by aere - United States (California)



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