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Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)
Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)
Today, the girl whom I have loved for 4 years told me that she loved me too and would like to spend her life with me. This was before she told me that God did not want us to be together. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by thesparrow (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Kevin (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 9:18am - love - by constantine (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Dr. Jack (man) - United States (California)
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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