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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 772
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Manganimegrl : Hello, people of FML. You must like my profile pic or something, because you might like anime, manga, or just Asian stuff in general. I sure do. Or you might think I am a fun person, and if you did, you guessed correctly. I am a smart person at times, and a stupid person at times. It happens, and I don't really care.

One more thing: I love eating food, especially good food. Yum.
Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.
Pandas are awesome. So are unicorns, since they are very real.

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Manganimegrl's favorite FMLs

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

#19678875
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5078) - you deserved it (33046)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by stupidity (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)

Today, I was messing around in computer class, when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

#19662501
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8239) - you deserved it (22288)

On 05/22/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8139) - you deserved it (30560)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19576) - you deserved it (21717)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
582 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13062) - you deserved it (54030) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

#19411033
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20275) - you deserved it (11739)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26529) - you deserved it (2738)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML

#19283430
192 comments

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7671) - you deserved it (24788)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34976) - you deserved it (2432)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

#19152060
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21876) - you deserved it (6559)

On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

#19063731
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29542) - you deserved it (2474)

On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27314) - you deserved it (8673) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

#18977119
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28884) - you deserved it (5757)

On 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)



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