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Mandybruin
  • Town/Country : San Pedro, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 129
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45257) - you deserved it (7295)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21189) - you deserved it (9835)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the gas station right in front of my apartment had people listening to loud music all night. I have this 3 hour test at 7:30am and didn't get any sleep. Worst of all, here in Brazil, calling the police won't help a thing. Instead of actually helping, they'll stop and join the party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31443) - you deserved it (2166)

On 09/25/2009 at 4:33am - misc - by stupidpolicia (woman) - Brazil (Distrito Federal)



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