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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 August 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11160) - you deserved it (45169)

On 02/06/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
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I agree, your life sucks (40915) - you deserved it (15351)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

#346
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I agree, your life sucks (35146) - you deserved it (8543)

On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

#346
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I agree, your life sucks (35146) - you deserved it (8543)

On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version



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