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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1280
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Mama_Umbridge : Its me, yer mama!!!

I am woman! Hear me SMASH!!!!

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Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

#20194616
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28116) - you deserved it (5353)

On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML

#19877296
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18264) - you deserved it (7056)

On 07/01/2012 at 6:57pm - misc - by probablydeadbymidnight (woman) - United States

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22293) - you deserved it (4147)

On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

#19754220
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12713) - you deserved it (42997)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML

#19748698
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18448) - you deserved it (3095)

On 06/07/2012 at 7:00am - animals - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22113) - you deserved it (9312)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7459) - you deserved it (24490)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

#8974087
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8743) - you deserved it (59895)

On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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