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MalloryAnne
  • Town/Country : Mt. Uniacke , Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 416
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MalloryAnne : I'm pretty weird, and my weirdness tends to put me in some pretty awkward situations. But, I'm still alive, so that's always good.

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Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?". I said "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?". She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

#5929779
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9432) - you deserved it (30583)

On 10/21/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by fyourlife (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML

#5912690
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30422) - you deserved it (4007)

On 10/20/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by Watchyourstep - Sent from mobile version

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

#5895031
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36458) - you deserved it (5900)

On 10/19/2009 at 11:54am - love - by kierstin (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML

#5893479
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51250) - you deserved it (2813)

On 10/19/2009 at 7:50am - misc - by cc10 (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

#5857727
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31001) - you deserved it (6424)

On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML

#5827048
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23921) - you deserved it (6456)

On 10/14/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by thelandofoz - United States (Florida)

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

#5820033
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7266) - you deserved it (36230)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

#5775880
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41820) - you deserved it (3071)

On 10/11/2009 at 1:21pm - misc - by cbarebo (man) - United States (West Virginia)



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