I'm pretty weird, and my weirdness tends to put me in some pretty awkward situations. But, I'm still alive, so that's always good.
Today, while working, I was flirting with this cute girl I was ringing up. When I asked her if she had her store card she said "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?". I said "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?". She said "No." I didn't know I could punch in her card with just the number. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by fyourlife (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by Watchyourstep - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 11:54am - love - by kierstin (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 7:50am - misc - by cc10 (woman) - China (Beijing)
Today, while meeting guys from my dad's work, they told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by thelandofoz - United States (Florida)
Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 1:21pm - misc - by cbarebo (man) - United States (West Virginia)
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