About Malloryanne
I'm pretty weird, and my weirdness tends to put me in some pretty awkward situations. But, I'm still alive, so that's always good.
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Malloryanne's favorite FMLs

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

By cbarebo - / Sunday 11 October 2009 17:21 / United States

Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML

By Watchyourstep / Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:11 / France

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

By kierstin - / Monday 19 October 2009 15:54 / United States

Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML

By cc10 - / Monday 19 October 2009 11:50 / China

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

By SheWentCrayola - / Saturday 17 October 2009 02:04 / United States