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Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42891) - you deserved it (4490)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49376) - you deserved it (41029)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML

#15012156
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I agree, your life sucks (9422) - you deserved it (49397)

On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23682) - you deserved it (36270)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -



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