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Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hard core porn ads inside. I have been getting these since i ordered a Pirate porn video a few months ago. I was gone for a few weeks overseas. My mother in law was getting the mail. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 4:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Texas)
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)
Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML
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On 12/19/2008 at 12:17am - misc - by Mr Hawks - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML
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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML
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On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - France (Ile-de-France)
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