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TODAY, I HELD A DOOR OPEN 4 A SWEET OLD LADY WITH A WALKER. AFTER SHE WENT THROUGH THE DOOR, SHE TURNED AND SAID, "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO MY PANTS, SON." FML

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102 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush,ho turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked mehich dog breed I lyk the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32172) - you deserved it (9001)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, I Was At A Café With My Friends When An Elderly Man Noticd My Dimples . He Came Up To Me, Strokd Them While Whispering, "One In A Million" Then Walkd Out . Now My Friends Do This To Me Constantly, Even While Driving Home . I Almost Hit A Tree . FML

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On 01/03/2013 at 6:35am - misc - by Dimples (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I was severely chewed out by mah boss because, looool according to him, I look down on him too often!! I'm 6ft5!! FML

#20162604
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23238) - you deserved it (1575) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/13/2012 at 4:23pm - work - by makiju - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. mega FML

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new nieghbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over there backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel lyk an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. mega FML

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On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was getting intimate with mah girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, ( You like mah tushy, baby? ) ( I want to fellate you so bad, ) and ( You'll need some ice after this one. ) My boner practically retracted into mah body. FML

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On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar startd trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, ( I usd to be a tough guy lyk you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. ) The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to penis as small change. real FML

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On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside 4 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML

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126 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by CRC (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on mah girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. mega FML

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On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

2day in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs . I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular . FML

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253 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Have A Cold. Trying To Clear Out My Stuffy Nose, I Tried Putting Mouthwash In My Nose. Thinking It Was An Awesome Idea, I Put Some More In. I Then Starting Screaming In Pain Due To The Extreme Burning In My Nostrils. FML

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394 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Taday I was rushad to tha hospital bacausa I was crying so hard I couldn't braatha. Why was I crying? My favorita anima charactar diad. FML

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286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16224) - you deserved it (75280)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)



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