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Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

#20516035
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33594) - you deserved it (7839)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML

#20507681
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33841) - you deserved it (3411)

On 02/15/2013 at 1:07am - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML

#20502217
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43595) - you deserved it (2645)

On 02/11/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by excusemeprincess (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

#18408881
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17273) - you deserved it (4875)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25123) - you deserved it (2207)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML

#10777630
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8729) - you deserved it (32027)

On 05/26/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by noraidk - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

#956665
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26484) - you deserved it (50062)

On 04/13/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by grem (woman) - United States



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