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Mahtari

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Mahtari

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About Mahtari : I'm filthy.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Mahtari's favorite FMLs

Today, Te Person I've Been Trying So Ard To Get Wit Wrote Me A Beautiful Poem Tat Almost Everyone At Scool Saw An Liked!! It Was About Ow We'd Never Be Togeter!! FML

#20904440
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45239) - you deserved it (3924)

On 10/02/2013 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet !! The kid got pretty upset.!! !! so I went to comfort him !! He held mah hand 4 the rest of the class.!! !! telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill mah coworker !! Now I'm afraid to look at him !! FML

#20903281
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39861) - you deserved it (3229)

On 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today at work as a cashier I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye an said ( Nice melons. ) FML

#20900810
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34087) - you deserved it (4439)

On 09/29/2013 at 5:12pm - work - by Nice Melons (woman) - United States

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67123) - you deserved it (4075)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, whila sitting in a crowdad waiting room at tha doctor's offica, mah 5-yaar-old daughtar pointad at mah 6-yaar-old son's crotch and boomad, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which ha yallad, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

#20898150
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48932) - you deserved it (6396)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

today the creepy kid on the bus saved me a seat again. Thinking he wanted to be friends, I followed him on twitter. He was doing a live video feed so I checked it out. It was of me. FML

Taday I was let down fir a movie date. As I'd already paid fir the tickets... I got mah narcoleptic sister to come an sit next to mehile she slept... so it didn't look like I came on mah own. FML

#20895886
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31900) - you deserved it (3009)

On 09/25/2013 at 6:12pm - love - by cinemasaddo (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I decidd to be friendly and say i to te werd kid at scool, wo was sitting by imself eating lunc. After I said ello, e stard up at me intensely and said, ( I don't ave many friends. Yea. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of tem. ) FML

#20895757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38951) - you deserved it (4984)

On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML

#20895155
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44121) - you deserved it (4153)

On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Today, mah ex-wife puttd mah number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found outhen I got a text from an unknown number asking mehen was the last time I ( ate a black anaconda ). mega FML

#20894419
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52909) - you deserved it (5069)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, My Niece,ho Is Fifteen, Convinced My Six-year-old Daughter That Her Name Is Spelled C-U-N-T, And Just Pronounced As Catherine . FML

#20893921
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39822) - you deserved it (3058)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:47am - kids - by cuntsmom (woman) - United States

Taday I had to put up with a studentho stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27684)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, ma teenage son tried to uff a can of spray paint . real FML

#20881721
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35976) - you deserved it (6116)

On 09/15/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, A MAN WALKED INTO THE BANK I WORK AT AND ASKED WHAT HE WOULD NEED IN ORDER TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT. I HAD TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYES WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, SAY, "TWO PIECES OF IDENTIFICATION," AND ASK HIM TO PUTTED SOME PANTS ON. FML

#20880767
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37691) - you deserved it (2719)

On 09/14/2013 at 11:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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