About Mahtari : I shitpost and pretend to be Japanese.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Mahtari's favorite FMLs
by momlife / 03/28/2016 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I finally put the finishing touches on a huge project after 8 months of gruelling work. My boss had used the promise of a 5-figure bonus to motivate me. When I casually brought the bonus up later in the day, my boss just said "Gratitude's its own reward, Mike." FML
by considering murder / 03/25/2016 at 1:19pm / United States (California) / Money
by sorkin15 / 03/24/2016 at 5:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML
by Coccinelle / 02/05/2016 at 11:36am / France / Work
by Spooderman / 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm / United States / Kids
by onlyjuggalos / 01/31/2016 at 3:13am / United States / Work
Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML
by fuckoffgramps / 01/24/2016 at 12:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Dexter_39476 / 01/24/2016 at 12:40am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML
by heart of cold / 01/11/2016 at 4:12am / United States / Miscellaneous
by BadLuck / 12/21/2015 at 6:45am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Kids
Today, my 6-year-old daughter watched The Lion King for the first time. Now, whenever I ask her to do something, she replies "Hakuna Matata" and doesn't even get up. I think she took "no worries" to mean "don't give a shit about anything". FML
by anon / 12/04/2015 at 7:32pm / United States / Kids
by GoldenSteve / 11/05/2015 at 10:31am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Quicky5_ / 11/03/2015 at 1:58am / United States (Alabama) / Work
- Today, after recently becoming of age, my mum asked if I'd had any alcohol yet at college. I said I… Today, my mom called me the human trash can and preceded to hand me all her food that she couldn't… Today, my roommate clogged the toilet while I was gone and didn't fix it. The other one didn't pay…