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Mahtari

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 February 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12841
  • Number of comments : 141
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mahtari : I shitpost and pretend to be Japanese.

Mahtari's page activity

Visits<b>TheEpicWario</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 5:45pm<b>Mons</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 8:35am<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 10/04/2016 at 8:48pm<b>smw83</b> - the 10/04/2016 at 5:22pm<b>xxgood_vibesxx</b> - the 09/03/2016 at 1:23am<b>kingofthelawyers</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 12:02pm<b>wreckdit</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 4:53pm<b>strangegirl505</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 4:15am<b>cornyrob</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 6:31am<b>KitsuneDuo</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 1:36pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 11:19am<b>davisjenny81</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 9:47am<b>kaz55</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 8:19am<b>kfchicken</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 10:53am<b>ericanicole1</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 11:42pm<b>maemismile</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 1:34pm<b>wallac7</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 8:35am<b>Flyndaran</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 6:37pm

Fucked!<b>marcus_1028</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 2:39pm<b>pippa247</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 1:19pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Mahtari's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl I've liked for over a year, broke up with me after just 2 weeks of dating, all because I'm a better pianist then her. I've been playing since I was 8. She's been playing for 6 months. FML

by betterpianist / 11/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States / Love

Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML

by catastrophy / 11/19/2016 at 4:20am / Love

Today, I taught my first seminar as a teaching assistant. I prepared for hours and rehearsed and discussed it with the professor. Two students fell asleep, I said "shit" twice and I froze mid-sentence, then said, "Sorry guys, I have no idea what I'm saying." FML

by hashtag67 / 11/05/2016 at 5:08am / Work

Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML

by UnicornWaffles / 10/23/2016 at 9:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, on my 18th birthday, I was mugged by 6 guys who beat the shit out of me and stole my phone and wallet. They could've just asked. FML

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

by Crawlinginmymemes / 10/02/2016 at 2:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and see if I was OK was my World of Warcraft guild leader after I didn't show up to raid. FML

by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML

by hungry / 08/14/2016 at 11:03pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I forgot the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "medicine man". FML

by professionalmedicineman / 08/11/2016 at 3:25pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML

by suspended / 07/31/2016 at 11:39am / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

by csgocockblock / 07/27/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I found out all the "work meetings" my husband has been going to wasn't him having an affair after all, but him attending a neo-Nazi group. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 10:10am / Love

Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!" FML

by DumbassRoaster / 07/10/2016 at 3:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals

Today, a customer asked if we stocked gluten-free water. Then she got pissed when I laughed at what I thought was her joke. FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2016 at 10:23am / Work

Today, I did a California stop during a drive with my Driver's Ed teacher. He made me get out, hug the stop sign and apologize to it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2016 at 9:13pm / Transportation